Movie Recipes

• 2 large The Transformers: The Movie
• 1 large Independence Day
• 2 packages dehydrated The Matrix Reloaded
• 4 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
• Freshly ground The Girl Next Door to taste

“Hope, it is the quintessential human delusion, simultaneously the source of your greatest strength, and your greatest weakness.” Stir in action figures until mixture is slightly lumpy. While stirring, be sure and prevent the demise of humanity. If you run out of anything, feel free to borrow it from your hot neighbor. Lastly, if it gets to thick to stir, enlist the help of any extraterrestrial utensils you can find.