Movie Recipes

• 1 pkg The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
• 2 cups hot Return to Oz
• 1 cup Conan the Destroyer
• 1/2 cup chilled Braveheart

Every child loves JELL-O.  Making it is fun and easy, and there’s always room for J-E-L-L-O to satisfy even the softest rumbly in the tumbly.  Our vertically challenged protagonist follows a similar course.  He doesn’t immediately congeal into the evil-sorceress-fighting-unified-army-leading magician that he is by the end, but rather takes his time.  And anyone who’s had a jiggler knows that they’re well worth the wait.