- 1 pkg The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
- 2 cups hot Return to Oz
- 1 cup Conan the Destroyer
- 1/2 cup chilled Braveheart
Every child loves JELL-O. Making it is fun and easy, and there’s always room for J-E-L-L-O to satisfy even the softest rumbly in the tumbly. Our vertically challenged protagonist follows a similar course. He doesn’t immediately congeal into the evil-sorceress-fighting-unified-army-leading magician that he is by the end, but rather takes his time. And anyone who’s had a jiggler knows that they’re well worth the wait.