Movie Recipes

• 2 New Nightmare crackers
• 3 big pieces Halloween
• half of a bar of A Nightmare on Elm Street
• an American Psycho, just for kicks

Maybe scary campfire stories aren’t the most frightening thing, but they’re certainly more enjoyable with S’mores. I think I’m going to pass on giving you instructions on specifically how to make them. If you don’t know how to make S’mores out of these ingredients then you should either be shot in the forehead, stabbed in the face, stabbed in the chest, eviscerated, crushed by a garage door, stabbed in the throat, bifurcated by an axe, dispatched with a chainsaw, or killed with a nail gun. Make sure you get the insides gooey enough to resemble a ghoulish face for maximum maniacal merriment.