Movie Recipes

• 2 cups Ice Princess
• 1 cup Here on Earth
• 1/2 Tbsp Because I Said So
• 1 tsp Accepted
• a splash of Blades of Glory

As any gymnast knows, diet is an important part of training.  So here’s a fun and healthy food to start your day that even works out your wenis while you make it.  Mix all ingredients in a bowl then smooth out flat with a rolling pin.  The be sure to think outside the biscuit as you cut the dough with whatever shaped cutters you can find before baking for 10 minutes at 450 degrees.  Eat two for maximum ability to challenge authority throughout your day.