Movie Recipes

• 6 lbs. The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe berries, crushed
• 5 gallons of Lady in the Water
• 3 lbs. granulated Pan’s Labyrinth
• 1/2 oz of ground Heavenly Creatures

This is a fantastic Fairy Wine recipe.  Boil all ingredients together for 95 minutes.  Allow mixture to cool, then toss in some magic fairy dust, which you can find at any back-alley comic shop.  Just ask the nerd at the counter and he’ll be more than happy to help you.  A word of warning about obtaining the fairy dust though; if you’re female be prepared to ward off the denizens of the comic shop who have inevitably never seen someone like you before.  Just tell them to back off and you’ll consider casting your Level 27 Eroticism spell.  Once you’ve gotten the fairy dust safely back home, add it to the wine with a packet of your favorite yeast and let it ferment for two or three weeks.  After it’s done, cool it off and enjoy your fantasy beverage!