Movie Recipes

• 1 quart Moulin Rouge!
• 1 cup Yellow Submarine, chopped
• 1/2 Titanic, diced
• 2/3 tsp Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Nothing gets your energy up for protest like vegetable soup.  Add two turns of the pot of olive oil then add in vegetables and saute for 2 minutes.  Then add spices and saute for an additional two minutes.  Then add vegetable stock and bring to a boil.  Reduce heat and let simmer for about 20 minutes.  While the soup simmers you can brush up on the major issues of that’s day’s protest so that you aren’t under-informed.  Just don’t get too involved in this step or you’re likely to end up so into the cause that you’ll overlook some potential consequences of the protest thereby alienating your friends.  And of course you’ll also overcook the soup, further upsetting anyone who was planning to partake of it.  No one likes soggy soup.