Movie Recipes

• 3 cups There’s Something About Mary
• 2 cups Meet the Parents paste
• 2 Tbsp The Last Kiss
• a dash of License to Wed

There’s nothing like your mother-in-law’s cooking, and we mean that in a bad way.  For some reason, it never tastes quite right.  There’s always a little too much of this or not enough of that, so no matter how closely you follow this it won’t taste right.  Begin by boiling “There’s Something About Mary” until most of the strong flavors are gone.  Drain and then smother it with “Meet the Parents.”  Sprinkle with a mixture of the others and that’s as good as it’s going to get.  It’s not like your gag reflex will kick in, but you’ll spend most of the time wondering why it tastes funny, it’s just spaghetti for crying out loud!