Movie Recipes

• 1 part Road Trip
• 1 part Legends of the Fall
• 2 splashes Bottle Rocket
• 2 I Heart Huckabees, skewered

Should you ever find yourself a) on a train, and b) longing for the taste of cough syrup … this drink will meet your needs.  First, find your way to the beverage car and ask for a martini, but be sure to request these three changes to it: First, substitute rum for vodka; second, substitute a simple syrup for vermouth; and lastly, substitute two splashes of grenadine for the olives.  The onions can stay.  You’ll be amazed at how accurately this substitutes for cough syrup, just don’t drink so many that you accidentally lose track of your pet cobra … this is generally frowned upon, especially on trains.