Movie Recipes

• 3 ripe The Girl Next Door
• 1 Breakfast at Tiffany’s, juiced
• 2 Pretty Woman, cut into rounds
• 1/2 medium Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo, chopped

If you’re going to have a party where people plan on hooking up a little, then you definitely need to make sure you have food available that doesn’t wreak havoc on your breath a la salsa.  You can still have your chips, but be sure to substitute this guacamole for the salsa.  It’s flavorful enough that it’s enjoyable, but bland enough that you don’t taste it for days.  Just peel and mash the avocados and fold in the chiles, onion, and lime juice.  Refrigerate before serving.  It’s so good that it may even convince Guido the killer pimp to stop chasing you, giving you ample time to study for that trig test later.