Movie Recipes

• 1 tablespoons crushed The Haunting oats
• 2 tablespoons cold The Others
• 1 pint boiling The Ring

This is a recipe for gruel, a food that oppressed orphans were often forced to eat.  It won’t make you any friends, so don’t invite people over for supper.  Just mix The Haunting and The Others in a sauce pan until smooth.  Stirring constantly, pour in The Ring.  Keep stirring and let it boil for 10 minutes.  Serve to those whom you wish to have haunt you later.