Movie Recipes

• 1 loaf of warm Rent, sliced into triangles
• 1 can (16 oz) of The Devil Wears Prada beans
• 2 tablespoons roasted Balls of Fury
• 1 tablespoon The Bourne Identity oil
• 1/2 tablespoon Romeo + Juliet juice

Hummus isn’t for everyone, but when it’s good, it’s good and when it’s not, it’s not.  If you can’t tell good Hummus from bad hummus it’s ok because there are a lot of other uses for it.  From putting out fires, to brushing your teeth, to hair coloring, it’s a versatile item for sure.  For that reason it’s good to have some around all the time just in case you need to patch a tire or get hungry.  Just take your Devil Wears Prada beans, Balls of Fury, Bourne Identity oil, and Romeo + Juliet juice and process them together in a food processor until it becomes a paste-like consistency.  If you want it a little thinner, add some more Bourne Identity oil.  Spread on your Rent slices and enjoy a tasty treat or use it to apply some wallpaper.