Movie Recipes

• 4 large The Devil’s Rejects, peeled and sliced
• 2 The Texas Chainsaw Massacre pie crusts
• 3 tsp ground The Hills Have Eyes
• 2 tsp Vacancy

When you have a new neighbor come to your neighborhood, you often want to bring them something to make them feel welcome.  A good thing to bring is an apple pie.  It’s easy to make and it gives you a good excuse to bring a really sharp knife if you decide you want to murder them when they invite you in for a piece.  Just take The Devil’s Rejects and pour it into your Chainsaw Massacre.  Sprinkle the top with some Hills Have Eyes and some Vacancy.  Bake at 350 until the pie gets brown on top and the inside’s are good and gooey.  If your new neighbors turn out to be alright, eviscerate the pie with the knife instead of the people.