Movie Recipes

• 1 lb bag of Equilibrium
• 2 cups The Matrix
• 1 cup Resident Evil
• 1 The Island, beaten

The best thing about eating the worst food of all time, is that you only have to eat it once.  I’m speaking, of course, of kraut dumplings.  If you’ve got a hankerin’ to make your house smell like old gym socks and repulse everyone you know, then this is the recipe for you.  The cool thing about this recipe – and if there is anything cool about it, it’s this – is that each ingredient alone is far greater than the sum of the parts could ever hope to be.  Just take your Equilibrium and mix all ingredients well in a bowl and drop spoonfuls into boiling water.  When the dumplings float and putrid steam rises from the pot, you know it’s done.  If you’re clever, you can use the steam to power your gravity leveler.