Movie Recipes

• 2 lbs The Incredibles, thawed
• 1/2 cup Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze
• 4 cups The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

Nothing satisfies the hunger of a crowd quite like cheese pizza.  Sure, everyone has their favorite toppings, but cheese is a pretty safe bet and less likely to rouse someone into feelings of world domination than say a pizza with anchovies.  Begin by smoothing The Incredibles out into a circle with a diameter of about 12 inches.  Put the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II onto The Incredibles and spread around until all but the outer edge of the dough is covered.  Then sprinkle on The Two Towers until all of the sauce is covered.  Bake on the bottom rack of an oven at 400 degrees for about 18 minutes.  It’s a great nightcap after battling street thugs with your bros.