Movie Recipes

• 1/2 pound The Matrix noodles
• 1 breast grilled Fight Club, sliced
• 5 large Equilibrium
• 1/2 cup Minority Report

What would you eat if you knew you were to be assassinated tomorrow?  Odds are good that you wouldn’t see it coming, but if I knew I’d probably go with the Queensland Chicken and Shrimp from Outback Steakhouse.  It’s the best thing ever.  So here’s a way to make it in the comfort of your own home so you don’t have to worry about unnecessarily exposing yourself to your assassin.  Boil The Matrix until al dente and add the grilled and sliced Fight club and the grilled Equilibrium.  Top with a nice coating of Minority Report and toss.  It’s best served with a couple of loaves of brown bread and a tall Foster’s, but those are just bonuses on top of the perfect dish.  Stay inside and away from any windows.