Movie Recipes

• 4 stalks of 1984
• 2 large red (or green) The Matrix
• 1 V for Vendetta, chopped up
• 1 small Fahrenheit 451

If there’s one thing that’ll keep your system regular it’s vegetable juice.  Rather than have to spend all that money on V8, you can just make a version of it yourself at home!  It’s economical, practical, and practically the opposite of Prozium!  Pull out your seldom used juicer and juice each of the veggies into a nice big glass.  Stir it all up and chill it down to have a nice cleansing drink.  Or, if you’re feeling ambitious, evaporate the water and grind the result down into a fine powder and make super-vege-pills.  Either way you’ll be left feeling energized and refreshed.  But be sure to keep that crazy feeling nonsense on the down-low or the Clerics might just come and have you executed for being a sense offender.