Movie Recipes

• 2 all-beef Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
• 2 14.5 oz cans Accepted beans
• 2/3 cup Revenge of the Nerds
• 1/4 cup Old School

When you get to college, if you haven’t already gone, you’ll find that you’re poor most of the time.  So eating on the cheap (or free) is always a desirable goal.  If you hate to pay to have stuck-up friends just to get your free food then you’ll have to wing it with some beanie-weenies.  It’s got lots of protein and it’s filling, so it’ll keep you going for your marathon gaming sessions or, if you’re one of the studious types, your marathon cramming session.  Rather than have to spend all that money on cans, you can just buy the ingredients and make it en masse yourself.  It’s important to cut the Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs into bite-size pieces so it heats up evenly.  Mix these with the rest of the ingredients and stir until well mixed.  Enjoy while you laugh at the losers in the sorority house who had to pay just to have friends and realize that sometimes the most attractive people (inside and out) aren’t always looking for the stereotypical Greek person.