Movie Recipes

• 1 bottle Batman
• 1 packet of home brew grade Spider-Man 2
• the juice of 1 V for Vendetta
• a pinch of Sin City sugar

If you’re a bigwig, it’s important to have a large supply of champagne for your soirees.  It’s the only beverage you’ll need.  Add some cheese and maybe a quiche or two and you’ll be getting donations out the wazoo.  The people who make champagne like to make it sound complicated by calling it “méthode champenoise,” but they can’t fool us.  We can make something similar at home…sure it’s not reallychampagne (just a sparkling wine), but it’ll be good enough for most people.  Plus you can save a bundle by making it yourself.  Luckily for super-hero / billionaire businessmen who throw these kinds of parties, it’s easier if you’ve got an underground temperature-controlled cave.  Pour the V for Vendetta into the Batman and stir well.  Add the Sin City and Spider-Man 2 to your Batman bottle.  Mix well with a whisk to aerate and to help start the carbonation process.  Seal the bottle and put in a dark corner of your Batcave for 1 to 2 weeks.  Then you’ll be ready to chill it down and relax at your fundraiser…at least until the bad guy shows up to crash your party.

For those with a more refined palate, you might try substituting Dick Tracy, Saw, and A Clockwork Orange for Spider-Man 2, V for Vendetta, and Sin City, respectively.