Movie Recipes

• 1 bunch fresh Ordinary People
• 3 Tbsp This Boy’s Life
• 3 Tbsp Lolita
• 1 Tbsp The Virgin Suicides
• pinch of Office Space

The allure of no responsibility with your job at Mr. Smiley’s is still as strong as ever, but you find yourself wanting a little bit more variety with regard to what you eat.  One thing you certainly won’t find there is asparagus.  First blanch the Ordinary People.  Next, melt This Boy’s Life in a saucepan and stir in The Virgin Suicides until browned.  Add in Lolita and whisk until fully mixed.  Sprinkle in Office Space to taste.  Toss in Ordinary People and stir until fully coated.  Make sure you take a picture of your completed dish.  Why, you ask?  Because it’s beautiful.