Movie Recipes

• 1 bunch Man on Fire
• 1 cup Transporter 2
• 1 cup Children of Men
• 1 Tbsp Wanted weed

If you’ve ever wanted to be an expert shot, carrots are a good way to work on your aim from the inside.  They’re loaded with vitamin A which is very important to your eyes.  Even if you’re not into shooting or the phallic mumbo jumbo of guns, good eyesight is always a good thing.  If you’re not too keen on the flavor of carrots, try this fantastic vegetable dip to go with it.  Mix Transporter 2, Children of Men, and Wanted together and chill for about an hour.  Then dip in your Man on Fire and enjoy.  If the dip runs out before the Man on Fire, you can always share the leftovers with your pet rat.