The Silence of the Lambs

• 2 Tbsp Fracture flakes
• 1 Tbsp dried Se7en
• 2 tsp The Texas Chainsaw Massacre powder
• 1 tsp Saw oil

Even though most of the societies in our world now frown upon cannibalism, you can’t ignore past history and the fact that eating human flesh was once occasionally necessary for survival or for “special ceremonies.”  In the event you need to survive or maybe you have the urge to hold some crazy ceremonial human barbecue, you can use this rub to flavor up your arm or leg or what have you.  Mix the Fracture, Se7en, and Texas Chainsaw Massacre together and then pour in the Saw.  Mix well, and then spread on your hunk-o-meat.  If you’ve got the time, let it sit for a while to let the flavors really penetrate the meat.  Cook it if you’d like…or don’t…it’ll probably be just as good either way.