I, Robot

• 2 cups extra virgin Artificial Intelligence: AI oil
• 2/3 cup pure The Matrix Reloaded oil
• 1/3 cup Bicentennial Man seed oil
• 1/4 cup toasted Blade Runner oil

Everyone knows about the Three Laws of Robotics.  But what most people don’t know is that there was a fourth law that Isaac Asimov didn’t bother to write down: “A robot doesn’t have to eat.”  As far as recipes go, robots don’t really care, but they do occasionally need some oiling up.  So here’s a lovely robot oil solution you can use to lube up your robot or help season some fish or beef.  The important thing is to ensure that your oils all mix well so they don’t separate.  The way to do that is to stir them into each other one at a time and heat them slightly as you mix.  So do just that in a pan.  When it’s done, you can pour it into a jar or an oil can and use it when necessary.  Make sure you save your oil to use on your favorite robot…maybe the one you’d like to be friends with?  He might end up repaying you later if you’re nice to him.