Mr. Woodcock

• 1 Man of the House, with husk
• 3 pats Just Friends
• 1 pinch Teaching Mrs. Tingle

What better dish to celebrate the Cornival than the old reliable corn-on-the-cob.  Honestly, this recipe is so simple and delicious you might find yourself celebrating the Cornival more than once a year.  Begin by pulling back the husk of Man of the House being careful not to pull it off.  Spread 2 pats Just Friends on the Man of the House then sprinkle on Teaching Mrs. Tingle.  Pull husk back up to cover Man of the House and put on a grill for about 10 minutes.  Next, remove the husk and spread on the remaining pat of Just Friends and dig in.  We suggest you be wary of challenging anyone to an eating contest with this dish, chances are that your opponent will enjoy this as much as you, so no matter how large your appetite it’s probably a toss up as to who will win.