The Omen

• 1 (14 oz) can of sweetened condensed Pet Sematary
• 2 bars of dark The Exorcist
• 1/2 tsp of The Exorcism of Emily Rose extract
• 1 tsp of Bless the Child (ask your local apothecary)

When your child is literally the devil, you may find it difficult to feed him.  What with the always trying to murder you or projectile vomit on you, you can’t really get all that close.  You can try to lure them to the kitchen to get some of this homemade fudge…laced with cyanide to try and “calm them down.”  Break apart The Exorcist and melt together with the Pet Sematary over low heat.  Stir until it’s smooth and then mix in the Emily Rose extract.  Lastly, carefully drop in your Bless the Child.  Be sure not to get any on you.  Pour your fudgicide into an 8×8 pan and chill in the fridge for a few hours until it sets.  Make sure you don’t like the bowl!!  Once it’s set, cut it into squares and coax your devil child to the kitchen for some deviously delicious treats.