Movie Recipes

• 2 lbs Syriana
• 3 medium Fahrenheit 9/11, diced
• 2 Tbsp fresh Live Free or Die Hard

If you ever work for a government protective agency like the FBI or CIA, you’re like to be connected to Saudi Arabia in some way or another.  And in the case that you’re sent there in response to a terrorist attack, here is a recipe that will help prepare your palate for the food it can expect.  Begin by cutting the Syriana into 1 inch cubes.  Put the Fahrenheit 9/11 and Live Free or Die Hard into a food processor until finely chopped.  Put all ingredients into a covered saucepan along with 1 cup of water and simmer for 1 hour over low heat.  Serve over a creamy rice mixture and you’re good to go.  And if you do ever go there, not everyone is trying to kill Americans so you can still make friends with some of the natives … but there are a good number who aren’t as nice, so be careful.