Movie Recipes

• 1 1/2 cups heavy 54
• 1/2 cup of white Breast Men
• 1 whole fresh clove of Anchorman, minced
• a dash of Alpha Dog

Have you ever wondered what to do with the “novelty” pasta you received at your bachelorette party?  Eat it, of course!  Everyone will agree that it’s best when it’s hot and slathered with creamy white sauce.  Take the 2 cups of 54 and stir continuously over low heat until the liquid becomes nice and thick.  You might be stirring for a long time, so make sure you’re up for the task.  Once your reduction gets nice and gooey (it’ll look like a thick paste) add in your Breast Men, Anchorman.  Mix it all together and let it heat up for a bit.  Add the dash of Alpha Dog just before you slop it over the pasta.  If you’re going to whip it out for guests, make sure you don’t give them a larger portion than they can handle.