Movie Recipes

• 1 cup lite Bring It On
• 1 cup fat free Major League
• 1 Tbsp Semi-Pro flakes
• 1 Tbsp dried Balls of Fury
• 1 tsp Zoolander (more to taste)

You may know the 5 D’s of dodgeball: dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge.  But you may not realize that the third D, “dip,” refers not to a verb, but a noun.  That’s right, it’s literally a dip…of the dill variety.  It’s a special dip designed to help you out-dodge your opponents and goes great with celery and brocoli.  A great power snack to eat before you hit the court.  Plus it’s fat free to help keep you trim.  Mix all the ingredients together in a container and stir until everything is well mixed.  Chill it overnight to get the best flavor.  Dip in your vegetables and enjoy.  Just remember that it’s stupid simple to make.  If you can dodge a wrench, you can make this dip.