Accepted

• 1 pound Old School noodles
• 1 quart Orange County stock
• 2 Tbsp Slackers powder
• 1.5 oz toasted Ferris Bueller’s Day Off oil

Ramen is probably the most food you can get for under a dime.  But what if you could just buy the ingredients in bulk and make it yourself?  That’d probably bring the cost down like 9 cents a serving.  Not only would it be cheaper than the real thing, but faker than the real thing too.  Just imagine how much money you could save if you could do other things that way…like college.  It’s a whole lot cheaper to just make your own college than it is to go to a real one, plus you get the satisfaction of having created something yourself.  Cook your Old School for 8 minutes in boiling water.  While they’re cooking, heat up the Orange County and stir in the Slackers and Ferris Bueller.  Once the sauce is heated and your noodles are done, just combine them in a bowl for an imitation Ramen that’ll fool even the most experienced palates.  Just don’t let anyone tell you that your phony Ramen demeans real Ramen everywhere!