Movie Recipes

• 1 The Beach tablet
• 2 cups crushed Hostel
• 2 shots Wolf Creek
• 1 slice of fresh Brokedown Palace

While not available directly from your bar tender,  this “persuasive” drink can be easily created by slipping a ruffie into a piña colada discretely…creating, yes, the Ruffie Colada.  This isn’t something we’re endorsing or recommending for anyone – well, no one other than crazy organ stealing psychopaths.  If you happen to be one of these serial killer types, this will come in handy in your quest to “acquire subjects.”  Put the Hostel in a blender and pour in the Wolf Creek.  Blend until smooth and then put it in your standard hurricane glass.  Drop in your tablet of The Beach and stir until it’s disolved.  Garnish with a nice slice of Brokedown Palace.  Serve it to your desired victim…I mean new American friend, and wait 10 to 15 minutes.