Movie Recipes

• 2 large yellow Clerks
• 1 cup American Beauty
• 1 large In Good Company
• 3 Tbsp The Big Lebowski oil
• 1 Tsp Hackers (more to taste)

The onion ring is an interesting food.  You can get them at just about any restaurant in America, and – if they’re eaten hot – a fantastic way to practice your O-face.  Once you bite into the O-ring, you’ll know that these are way better than anything Chotchkie’s can offer.  Mix up American Beauty, In Good Company, The Big Lebowski, and Hackers in a medium bowl until the batter is smooth.  Cut your Clerks in half sideways, then push apart and separate the rings.  Dip them in the batter to coat them well, and then deep fry them in your Fry Daddy until golden brown.  Let them drain and cool before serving.  In addition to getting some quality O-face practice, they are also perfect to share with friends when coming up with schemes to steal money slowly…like in Superman III.