Movie Recipes

• 1 case of bottled War of the Worlds
• 1/3 cup Independence Day, fresh from the ground of your corn field
• a few drops of The Happening from your pool, if you have one

The thing about bottled water is that it has all the Alien repelling nutrients removed from it.  This renders it basically ineffective against any invasions you may experience.  In the event of an invasion, and you only have bottled water, you might wanna make up a bunch of this as a substitute.  I wouldn’t drink it unless you’re really desperate or like dirt and pool water, but it’ll work in an emergency.  Just mix everything together in a large bucket and stir it all up.  Pour it out into a bunch of regular sized drinking glasses and place them around your house like Howard Hughes’ jars of urine and you should be able to keep away most of the aliens.  Grab your baseball bat just in case any of them get too close.