Movie Recipes

• 1/2 cup American Beauty
• 1/4 cup Bandits, shredded
• 3 small Elephant
• 1 Ringmaster
• 2 Tbsp American Graffiti

The key to making a successful salad is not so much in the flavor of the ingredients but in the texture of them.  Salads are also very easy to make, so just throw on the radio and let the music guide your food choices.  Begin by tearing American Beauty into small pieces.  Slice each Elephant in half and put on top.  Slice up Ringmaster into small pieces and add to achieve desired crunch.  Then sprinkle a good amount of Bandits over everything.  Douse with just a touch of American Graffiti to tie it all together and you’re good to go.  Textures like these paint a picture in your mouth that make words superfluous, so don’t waste your time trying to find words to describe the effect on your palate.