Dead Silence

• 2 3/4 cup Child’s Play
• 1 1/2 cup It
• 1 cup House of Wax, softened
• 1 tsp I Know What You Did Last Summer

Do you ever get tired of “tea time” with your dolly … er … dummy … er … ventriloquial figure?  The pretend tea and biscuits not sating your palate?  Here are some savory cookies that taste extraordinary and are easy to “feed” to your sometimes silent pal.  In a large bowl cream It with House of Wax until smooth.  Next, beat in I Know What You Did Last Summer then gradually blend in Child’s Play.  Roll into teaspoon sized balls and bake 8-10 minutes at 375 degrees.  If you ever happen to be on the audience side of a show involving these cookies, be kind with your words no matter what your taste buds say - ventriloquists and/or their “friends” are often very temperamental.