The Incredibles

• 3 1/2 cups X-Men
• 4 large Ratatouille
• hearty dash of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
• a few drops of Antitrust (if needed)

Fact: super heroes burn more calories per hour than any mammal on Earth.  To replenish all these calories, they have to eat lots of carbs.  Everyone knows pasta is loaded with carbs, and it’s even better if you make it from scratch.  Plus it’s pretty simple and will only take you about 3 seconds if you have a super-speed super power!  Take the 3 1/2 cups of X-Men and put it in a large bowl.  Add in the Ratatouille and the dash of Indiana Jones.  Knead it for about 15 minutes (or 2.3 seconds if you’ve got that speed super power) until it’s smooth.  Add in a few drops of Antitrust if it gets a little too dry.  Roll out the dough as thin as you can because it will double in size as it cooks.  Cut the dough into the desired shape (maybe your super hero logo?) and cook it in salted boiling water for 3 to 5 minutes.  Make sure you remember to give some to that over-enthusiastic fan of your’s or else you might drive him to madness.  If that happens, you’ll surely regret it later.