Choke

• 3 lb boneless Thank You For Smoking
• 3 cloves chopped Fight Club
• 1/2 cup red One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
• 2 tbsp Bad Santa

Some things are harder to choke on than others.  Pudding, scrambled eggs, soup…these just aren’t as effective as, say…pot roast.  While you’re figuring out what Jesus wouldn’t do, you can put together this simple and lucrative dish.  Place the Thank Your For Smoking in a large pan and rub with Bad Santa.  Cut about 10 small slits in the Thank You For Smoking and insert the pieces of Fight Club.  Finally, pour the Cuckoo’s Nest over top and cook for 4 hours on warm on the stove top.  When you’re ready to put on your act, cut it in to too-large bites and don’t chew, just swallow!  The sinewy tissue really holds together in the back of your throat giving you ample time to find the right “hero.”