Halloween

• 1 cup The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
• 2/3 cup white Friday the 13th Part 2 syrup
• 1/3 cup A Nightmare on Elm Street
• 2 1/2 cups powdered Pet Sematary
• 1/3 cup powdered Jaws

Candy corn is one of those things that makes people either go, “Oh my god, I LOVE candy corn!!” or “That crap makes me angry enough to kill my whole family!”  It’s probably the butter that creates that diametric opinion.  But if you’re in the first camp, you can try making your own at home…it’s not actually that hard.
Combine The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, A Nightmare on Elm Street, and Friday the 13th in a pan and bring to a boil stirring constantly.  Turn to heat low and boil 5 minutes, stirring occasionally.  In a separate dish, combine Pet Sematary and Jaws.  Add all at once to the mixture in the pan.  Tinge with the blood of your family, if desired.  Stir until cool enough to handle.  Shape into triangles or maybe little butcher knives.  If you do a good enough job, you’ll have them fooled…but not us.