Movie Recipes

• 1 1/2 cups Private Parts
• 3 Tbsp Good Morning, Vietnam
• juice of 1/2 American Graffiti
• 1 stick Forrest Gump

When you’re a radio personality everything revolves around your voice.  It’s the only thing you’ve got to connect you with your audience.  So what happens when you open your mouth and nothing comes out?  You make miracle throat elixir that will perform wonders on your vocal chords and get your dulcet tones back on the airwaves quicker than you can say “blue blazes.”  First, heat put Private Parts and Forrest Gump into a small pan and heat on the stove over low heat being careful not to boil it.  After about 10 minutes remove Forrest Gump and pour into a tall glass.  Stir in Good Morning, Vietnam and squeeze American Graffiti over top.  Then drink.  In no time you’ll be back on the air changing people’s lives.  “I’ll tell it to the hot, I’ll tell it to the cold.  I’ll tell it to the young, I’ll tell it to the old.  I don’t want no laughing, I don’t want no crying, and most of all, no signifying.” – Petey Greene