Movie Recipes

• 120 cL Romeo and Juliet
• 3 dashes root of Braveheart
• 1 pinch ground A Knight’s Tale leaves

In the olden days there were many cure-alls, mostly in the form of tonics.  Whether you were suffering from sword wounds, a cold, or even a broken heart, a regimented schedule of swigs of tonic would usually do the trick.  Here is a recovered recipe of a quite famous tonic.  Put the Romeo and Juliet in a pot and bring to a boil.  Then add in the Braveheart and A Knight’s Tale and continue boiling for 15 minutes.  Remove from the heat source and allow to cool to room temperature.  Once cooled, slowly pour into the desired bottle or flask and cork it.  Use it when any ailment gets the best of you.  You by no means have to keep this tonic to yourself, but if you share it with your friends and they ask what its name is, reply, “I think its better that we don’t bother with names” because the name has a very storied past and is likely to complicate things.