Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium

• 6 1/2 cups Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory
• 2 cups Hook
• 1 Tbsp Big
• 1 tsp Mr. Holland’s Opus

If you’ve ever wondered aloud why there is an unequal hot dog/bun ratio, here is a recipe to help balance things out.  Mix six cups Willy Wonka with Hook, Big, and Mr. Holland’s Opus.  Mix together, cover, and allow to rise for at least 2 hours.  Using the remaining Willy Wonka, knead the dough into the traditional hot dog bun shape and bake in the oven for 15-20 minutes at 375 degrees.  This will make plenty, so if some insufferable fool drops a bun there will be extras, but for the love of mustard, we all know that will never happen, so feel free to enjoy these buns on their own.