Gattaca

• 2 cups I, Robot
• 1 Tbsp Minority Report
• 80 mg The Island
• 55 mg The Fifth Element
• 10 mg Little Giants

So they did it.  They went and proved that you are genetically inferior to nearly everyone else.  But don’t let that get you down … genetics aren’t everything.  There’s still a chance you can finesse yourself to wherever you want to go.  Start by drinking this herbal supplement meant to bolster your immune system.  Put Minority Report, The Island, Little Giants and The Fifth Element into I, Robot and microwave until hot.  This should help keep you healthy despite whatever afflictions you are supposed to have according to your DNA.  Remember, “there’s no gene for fate.”