Movie Recipes

• 2 cups The Neverending Story
• 1 can The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
• 1 small Eragon, diced
• 2 Tbsp Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

If a snowstorm strikes and you just finished last can of soup and you need food for at least a couple more days … here’s a recipe that will do more than just whet your appetite.  Saute Eragon in Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone then pour in The Return of the King.  Cook for 2 minutes then stir in The Neverending Story and bring to a boil.  Allow to boil for 30 minutes then remove from heat and serve before it cools too much.  After a couple bites you’ll find you are able to do new things.  Will it make you fly?  No.  No, I don’t think it will.