The Karate Kid

• 1 Kickboxer bag
• 1 cup hot Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope
• 3 Ninjas to taste

When you’re the underdog and you get beaten up by the super douchy kids practically every day, you’ll probably need something comforting to help heal your wounds - both emotional and physical.  A nice cup of hot green tea is the remedy.  Take your hot Star Wars and steep the Kickboxer for two to three minutes.  Add in a spoonful of 3 Ninjas to give it a little sweetness.  It’s not hard, but make sure you’re careful with it.  Either you green tea do “yes” or green tea do “no.”  You green tea do “guess so,”….well you know the rest.