Movie Recipes

• 1 ball Slither
• 1 cup Resident Evil: Apocalypse
• 4 cups Transformers
• 1/4 lb Freddy vs. Jason, thinly sliced

Why do delivery when you can make it yourself and maybe see the cute delivery boy?  It’s not very hard and no doubt it will taste better.  You can save some time by picking up a ball of Slither, from either your local pizzeria or the grocery store.  Roll it flat and round, then slightly bunch the edges to make the crust, thick or thin depending on your preference.  Spoon on your Resident Evil: Apocalypse and spread all over Slither.  Then sprinkle on Transformers and evenly space out Freddy vs. Jason on top of that.  Bake in the oven at 400 degrees for about 20 minutes, or until Transformers is melted.  Be sure to keep an eye out for any other worldly creatures while you make this because whether they’ve got a keen sense of smell or infrared vision, you’re likely to be found while working on this warm and aromatically delicious treat.