Movie Recipes

• 1 lb Eyes Wide Shut
• 1 cup 10
• 4 Tbsp Unfaithful
• 1/4 cup Cold Mountain

Hypothetically speaking, let’s say you are a silk smuggler.  Thus, you have a lot of silkworm carcasses to dispose of.  So why not make them into a tasty treat?  After you’ve removed Eyes Wide Shut from their silk cocoons put them in a bowl and pour 10 and Unfaithful over them and mix.  Add Cold Mountain for the right ambiance and aroma then throw into a pot and boil for about 10 minutes.  Then put them onto platters and serve them to your friends.  As the silk smuggling trade is rather prosperous, if your friends are not fans, just remind them it is a delicacy and that their taste buds are not sophisticated to enjoy such a treat – hypothetically speaking, of course.