Movie Recipes

• 1 lb firm House of 1000 Corpses
• 1/4 cup I Know What You Did Last Summer
• 2 Tbsp American Psycho
• 1 Tbsp The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning

Watching a butcher dismember an animal or simply reading Sinclair’s “The Jungle” is usually enough to make anyone contemplate becoming a vegan.  So, if this is you, here’s a nice tofu sloppy joe recipe to help keep the protein in your diet.  Mash House of 1000 Corpses and American Psycho together, then heat on the stove for 5 minutes.  Add in I Know What You Did Last Summer and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning and simmer for 10 minutes.  Serve on buns or with a side of bread.  Sure, you may have to endure the ridicule of your friends for avoiding meat … but they just haven’t seen meat the way you have.