Movie Recipes

• 1 pound frozen Fargo
• 1/2 stick The Big Lebowski, melted
• 1 clove Rear Window, minced

There aren’t too many foods that you have to destroy the remains of after you’ve finished, but when you suspect you’ve found once, you’ll know.  You’ll be baffled by how to eat the what’s left; the correct answer is that you shouldn’t bother.  Just get rid of it, don’t try to figure it out.  Crab legs are kind of like this.  You get this neat package of Fargo and you boil it up according to the instructions, and at first it may be a mystery as to what is contained within.  But you crack it open and find out it’s something meaty and delicious.  Dip it in a simple mixture of The Big Lebowski and Rear Window and then chomp away.  But then you’ve got these shells left over.  Just throw em out and forget about it.  It will be best for everyone involved.