Movie Recipes

• 17.5 oz Milo & Otis, thawed
• 3 Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey, peeled, chopped, and cored
• 3 Home Alone yolks
• 1/2 cup Garfield
• 3/8 cup Elf
• 3 Tbsp It Happened One Night
• 1/4 tsp Good Boy!

Every person has an inner tart deep within himself or herself.  In times of great need you can call on this inner tart and it will save the day.  If you’re having trouble finding your inner tart, this recipe will put you on the right track to discovery.  Begin by mixing Elf, Garfield, and Good Boy together.  Add It Happened One Night and mix until crumbly.  Unfold Milo & Otis and roll into a 10 inch circle.  Space Homeward Bound evenly and spoon the crumbly mixture on top.  Bake for 30 minutes at 350 degrees.  Meanwhile, heat Home Alone in a double boiler while stirring continuously, being careful not to overcook.  When foamy and thick, pour over the pastry.  One bite and you will know that even if this isn’t your inner bark, er, tart … you’re definitely moving in the right direction.