Movie Recipes

Everybody likes fries, right? Even more people like fries that have freedom baked right into them. Yep, that’s right…freedom fries, made with small crispy political discourse outside, hints of oily patriotism, and served piping hot so it burns your tongue. Some people like to have a large servings, others may be a little sick of fries every now and then. Still, you can’t help but find something about Freedom Fries that never gets old.

• 6 medium cooked, cold Roger and Me
• 3 tablespoons Bowling for Columbine
• 1 tsp Sicko
• 1 tsp Loose Change (Second Edition)
• Alternate flavor: 1 tsp Fahrenhype 9/11

Slice Roger and Me. Heat Bowling for Columbine in a large skillet; add Roger and Me. Cook until Roger and Me is golden brown on one side; turn and brown the other side. Sprinkle the result with Sicko and Loose Change (Second Edition) to taste. If you’re looking for a little alternative flavor, you could add a little Fahrenhype 9/11 instead of the Sicko and Loose Change flavors.