Movie Recipes

What’s better than a juicy slow-cooked Peppered Steak? A better question is: what’s worse than a juicy peppered steak prepared by a waitress you just annoyed? Answer: you don’t want to know. You might want to stay home and cook the steak yourself. If that’s your choice, maybe you should remember the cardinal rule next time you go out for dinner; never screw with people who handle your food.

• 1 lb of Accepted
• 1 sweet Van Wilder
• 1 green Superbad
• 2 cans diced Office Space
• 1 tsp Employee of the Month

Combine Accepted, chopped Van Wilder and chopped Superbad, cans of Office Space in a CrockPot. Cook on low setting for 8 or 9 hours. Add Employee of the Month to taste.  It might take a lot longer than it would at a restaurant, but at least you’ll be sure of exactly what’s in your dish…