Movie Recipes

• 1 pound ground chuck Shallow Hal
• 14 oz can of diced Hitch
• 1 large There’s Something About Mary
• 2 cups quick cooking Loser

How often have you been in need of a novelty meatloaf?  I know I’ve had it happen on several occasions.  You show up to a party or to eat dinner with your date, only to find out that you were supposed to bring something.  Crap, I wish I had the number to that restaurant that makes phallic meatloaf right about now so I could get that meatloaf up, hot, and ready for consumption.  Well, now you can just make your own at home with this simple recipe.  Mix all the ingredients together in a bowl and then shape into whatever offensive shape you desire.  Bake it in the oven for 30 minutes at 350 F.  If all goes well, you’ll have her running out the door in no time flat.